I am currently stuck in a game of hide and seek
My healthy self to be exact!
I have tried many things to find her
Including buying things she likes
The Michelle Bridges Cookbook
That did stir her curiosity
Not quite enough though
then I moved on to the next plan
A new pair of joggers and some new threads
maybe she was just too ashamed to be seen in that oversized tee
It was enough for her to rear her head for a while but only long enough to check out her reflection
then bang off she went
Oh I know one place she cant resist
I presented her with a three month membership
I must’ve got that one wrong because it hasn’t been used once
must have something to do with the parking and cold weather and oh the long work hours she possibly does!
*Just a guess
I even tried to guilt her out of her hidey hole
Oh come out now I neeeed yoooou!
These arms aren’t going to tone themselves!
After all my efforts shes still wont show herself
They say good things come to those who wait so at this point what else can I do?!
Ill be here if you need me: